Much of a Muchness

So. It has been a while. things have occured, as they tend to do. i meant to post before, but.. didn't. so yeah. anyway, i'm not going to go describing everything in detail, because as we should all know by now i am very lazy, so basically i'll just ramble for a little about what i can remember, then i'll get bored and wander off.

so school ended a while back. in fact the holidays probably about half over now, but hey it's somthing that happened. of course, christmas happened too, and i was ill on christmas day as well, which meant it wasn't too brilliant, but apart from sleeping through most of it, it was ok. Things happened which were not sleep..! no really. i got a bunch of presents but no hugely amazing ones.

And yester.. um the day before.. er.. toda.. the other day was matts party thing. got little sleep, got not very drunk, got snowball in my eye, plotted to kill ollie, attempted to fly, and got a bit better at time splitters.

more things will happen! i will post again before the end of the holidays! probably!

Espionage

Oh Em Gee it's nearly christmas..! got most of teh presentage bought, but i still have to go shopping at some point during the week, but oh well. the karate seminar on saturday was pretty good, although the sword demonstration was a bit of a let down. as simon said (although he didn't actually see it) 'he didn't even behead anyone!' and also, the sword didn't look too great.

h00rj, only two days left of school! then.. school will.. stop! huzzah! ok, not for that long, but it's still a welcome break. with the posibilities of much alcohols during this break too, so huw00j!

my dad bought shenanigans t'other day, and it's good. and you can't go wrong with songs called things like 'ha ha you're dead'. well, ok you can, but thats not the point, it's GREEN DAY, so by default i win.

thinking about it, i probably should have done that comms coursework draft. and that english homework. and.. that massive pile of japanese sheets. ah well, i didn't get to where i am today by caring about work! ha!

Pile of oranges

hmm.. an update.. buncha things happened on saturday, such as the blue belts ALL grading, some christmas shopping, and a random call from dave to hang out at his house. the week was pretty normal so far, with the monday things on monday and the tuesday things on tuesday, and then today, with the change in day timing, and the whole reports thing, and the japanese oral.. which didn't go to great, but not too bad either..

perhaps if i post more often i'll remember more stuff? hmm.. well, there's the whole it being nearly christmas thing. and matt's going around trying to get his party organised, and that should be ok. we played liero today \o/ for the first time in absolutely aaaages, and had a couple of good games (36 kills to dave and andy's 15 each, i think i win) so yeah

remember, an apple a day keep the doctor away, but only if you throw hard enough

Squirrels...!

Should probably do a run through of whats happened since monday, although i realise this would require things to have happened since then, but thats a risk i'm willing to take. what risk, i hear you cry, and then i pretend i haven't heard you, because i'm not actually making any sense and it's easier for me to not have to explain things which i can't anyway..!

moving swiftly on, can't recall much happening tuesday, there was the YE meeting, all highly classified, definately not because of illicit activites at all. we've never even HEARD of insurance fraud...! *cough* anyway, wednesday was a bit dodgy, cos the timing of the school day changed for house cross country, so the times were weird, but apart from that the day was pretty normal. PSHE was pretty redundant, apart from being a reiteration of information we'd heard before, it was for people who've got exams in january, and i.. don't. fencing was annoying, because my thumb was really screwed up, so i couldn't hold a foil properly without causing myself pain. japanese was.. a bunch of tests.. but i dont think any of them went too badly, and we did all except the speaking, which we've got next week.

i can't remember much of thursday, even though it was yesterday.. there was a YE meeting at lunch, and for the FIRST TIME EVER we had an advisor, who i don't think actually said anything which could be classified as 'advice'. managed to get both dave and alex to get me coke, and gave them the titles of 'best dave' and 'best alex', respectively. karate was a sort of mock grading type of thing, and all the blue belts seemed to have done quite well, so woo. or as simon would.. type.. \o/

and then friday, which was today. it was mufty day, which was cool. in our comms lesson, pigford deconstructed the sartorial discourse people were displaying (thats 'what people were trying to say through their clothes' to you non-comms people), we finished the tempest in english, and break was as per usual. history was just more background on Russia, and then it was lunchtime

lunch was just spent wandering around mainly, and when lunch ended we lost dave to his maths lesson, but me, alex and matt continued our wanderings, until we were abducted by aliens, who then became afeared of matt, so they dropped us in mexico, and we had to walk home, and you know how annoying it is walking on water. you always get wet feet...

*cough*

well the main highlight for me today was the fact that i'm broken :( terrible hacking coughs abound, by karate-time it was really bad. jonny misheard me when i said 'today's the macy's day parade' and asked if it was dave's messy staple day. apart from other various randomness, not much happened. there was the standard ollie/gillis banter period one, some english homework period 5, computing was just more delphi, and japanese was just blech, lunch was macdonalds. jonny contemplated what to order, considered asking for something tasty but then decided that they'd just say they don't serve that..

It shouldn't happen to a weasel pie

eurgh.. had to get up on a sunday.. just terrible, terrible behaviour.. although it was quite good. had to go in to help with the F:Netix market stall majiggerybob. we sold ok, and it was quite a good day, if a tad cold. highlights include theo being a repeated horizon sticker target, santa hats, being told by another company that horizon are bitchy, getting it recorded on video camera, a severe amount of bouncing, and many bags of muffins. i spent a lot of the time being lazy and guarding the precious moneys, and there was balloon fencing near the end. also, much mirth was caused by the fact that ellis's mum appears to think he's gay, along with the subsequent piss-taking

in other news, while most of my cold seems to have disappeared, i still have a terrible cough. which obviously, is not good. for me, anyway.

toodles!

MerneeNer

today was slightly weird, mainly because it was mostly spent around simon and ellis amd bird, and well, if that needs an explanation you shouldn't be here. so begone! had karate, we went through all the stuff for our grading, and so forth. the day was spent. there was cake, and spoons. also, i purchased a 12 pack of mini coke cans, most of which have now vanished.. ellis and simon tried to convince me i actually wanted to buy 6 glass bottles of coke instead of 12 mini cans.. further proof that they are indeed madmen. not that it's really needed, but yeah. also, according to simon the bible is literally true, and it also explicitly says homosexuality is sinful/wrong.. i gave up on rational argument, and also moved out of kicking range

also, i was repeatedly told i had no hair, because of ellis/simon/birds huge amounts of hippy hair. despite the complete.. presence of hair..

oh well

I'll sleep when i'm dead..

but does that mean i'll die when i sleep? probably not, but it's entirely possible. anyway. i know i haven't posted in a while, but i've been busy. to be more accurate, i've been lazy, but i'm sure there are things i can use as excuses for the lapse in posting. such as the fact that i am/was ill, and had sheeeeeeeetloads of history coursework.

i'm relatively sure that there was something i meant to say.. but i can't remember.. so yeah..

i have a plan... unfortunately, it must currently remain as secret as it is cunning, so i can't reveal more information at this point in time.