March 31, 2008

I promise to remember that making promises is always a mistake

So. Yesterday I finished a book, and it was a pretty good book. It was entitled "John Dies at the End", by a man named David Wong. Not quite coincidentally, it is also about a man called David Wong, his friend John, and a number of their escapades. It is, however, not at all autobiographical; the name is a pseudonym and the story is in no way presented as truth... some quotes will get this message across fairly well:

“We’re talking about a tentacled flying lampfucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?”

And also:

"There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that.”

I should probably add that these are not random non-sequitars out of context: the book is advertised as somewhat of a cross genre horror/comedy, I believe one comment describes Wong's writing as a cross between Stephen King and Douglas Adams. Personally, while that is a somewhat apt description, a better one comes to mind because more than anything else I'm reminded of Neil Gaiman's writing.

But anyway. What with exploding dogs, satanic possessions, interdimensional travel, sex, drugs, rock & roll and more penis jokes than you can shake some sort of phallic object at; it's definitely worth a read.

Oh, and did I forget to mention it can be read for free online? because you can totally just click that link and start reading!

Admittedly, it's fairly long and reading it on a laptop isn't great, partially because I prefer to read curled up in bed and it's hard to do that comfortably with a large hunk of plastic. So yeah, if you like reading, or being entertained, give it a click.

Anyway. It's pretty good to be home, some drinking and various other shenanigans going on all around, so besides the rather lengthy rant about a book I read on the interweb, I haven't a lot to say.

March 16, 2008

Take Me Home

It's been two months, because I am lazy, and there have been things I did not want to write about, and because I just plain forgot a large portion of the time.

Anyway, four or five days till I head back home (depending on your perspective) for easter, and all manner of things are due to happen back in and around the old hometown. I am looking forward to it, so woo,

I am currently in the computer labs again, but not because I've locked myself out this time, I've got my keycard.. but I was going out to the campus shop to grab some breakfasts, thinking it had been open already for an hour and a half when in fact it would not open for another half hour. I always seem to want to go to a shop when it's closed, but at least this time it's about to open rather than just having closed.

Anyway, I haven't a terrible amount to say so this is being cut short. We'll have to wait and see if the next one doesn't take even longer than two months to come around.

Oh, And I turned 19. That's fairly important, I suppose.