Not so civil war

today someone in my lower body decided it would be a good idea to overthrow the powers that be in the brain, so they mustered as many people from the gut as they could and launched a full assault in the stomach.
the people up top didn't appreciate this after all the hard work they'd been through coping with these exams, especially with the rest of the body slacking off and slothing about, so they decided to lower morale by doing TWO HOURS of KARATE while all the fighting was going on below. the propaganda attempt failed, and the guys in charge eventually had to send in the armed forces with tranquiliser guns to make sure that no more civillians got injured.
after the heavy losses the rebellion took, they decided it would be best to overthrow the brain by political means, so they're just laying in wait at the moment. luckily they're not so hot on thinking so it's unlikely they'll manage to ursurp the big guy.

in short, i felt ill today. it hurt. i then did karate. bad idea. painkillers were taken. AFTER the karate and a long slow walk home, however.

um. what else. uh... uh... don't do drugs. THIS IS NOT A TEST. chia