BURN THEM ALL

I just tried what is quite possibly the worst energy drink in the entire universe. i was out wandering around, and felt like a drink of red bull, so i went to the shop. which was closed. so i went to the garage, which was open, but amazingly expensive. so i looked at my other options. sugar free red bull was pretty much out, although for some inexplicable reason it was cheaper than red bull... odd.. anyway. my options were to fork out somthing like 2.50 for red bull, or buy somthing like red devil or somthing. looking at the "fake" red bulls, one caught my eye. it had a black can, with a single flame on it (it looked cool) and the name was "Burn" so it seemed pretty cool, and it was cheaper. so i bought it.

i find it rather ironic that kick and red bull look like piss but taste good, and this drink, which was sort of reddish in colour, tasted like piss. well, a mixture of red bull, piss and rocket fuel. maybe it's not actually a drink and the word "burn" on the can is an instruction, and it's actually a small fuel canister? or maybe i should find the people who made it and burn them for their crimes against humanity. it was almost worse than that six pack of tesco value cola.. and the less said about that the better